• baby: m... m...
  • mom: mama?
  • baby: mama...
  • mom: thank god it's not that meme
  • baby: just killed a man

tylerlovetroye:

troyesivan:

tyleroakley:

tbt to when I fucked Troye Sivan…..wait that was like this morning

Good times

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(Source: p-eterquill, via literally-dubai)

mcnuggethugget:

when people mention school during vacation

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(via tyleroakley)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via youareherworldkid)

djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

(via cold-hard-tru-th)